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OMFGZ!!!
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I am a squirrel.

Mr. |<0ry |<aufman enjoys using his power as a teacher in the role play starring him as the evil dictator of the world.

He is a perfect example of a tragic combo of both stupidity and very small ears in that he cannot and will not hear the opinions of others that are controversial to his.

My Favorites

not for you because you suck. go waste your life someplace else.

My Hobbies

In my spare time I can be found preening in front of a mirror admiring the perfectly wonderful way that the light reflects off of my bald spots and how the light catches in my large and dilated pupils.

Most Admired

I AM TEH KAUFMAN OF DOOM AND DESPAIR!
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I SHALL SMITE YOU WITH MY ABSOLUTE CHEMISTRY AND PYSCHICS POWER AND LEAVE YOUR LIFE IN RUINS!

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Want to get in touch? You can send me e-mail at:

mrkaufmansucksass@yahoo.com